the-absolute-funniest-posts:

h0odrich:
ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

hzrry:

is it time for ed sheerans new album yet

1 minute ago with 13,572 notes

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

3 minutes ago with 104,917 notes

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

8 minutes ago with 351,011 notes